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Lynette and her children






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Author about herself

My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, But that all changed last Thursday.

Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. I made breakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed my projects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used. My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason fordropping in on me unannounced. After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.

[Screams] It's my neighbor. I think she’s been shot. There’s blood everywhere. Yes, you’ve got to send an ambulance. You’ve got to send one right now.

And, for a moment, Mrs. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But only for a moment. If there was one thing Mrs. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.

I was laid to rest on a Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.

Author about Lynette

Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken. Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. She didn't cook much while she was moving up the corporate ladder. She didn't have the time. But when her doctor announcedshe was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. " Why not quit your job? " " Kids do better with stay-at-home moms. It would be so much less stressfu l ." But this was not the case. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her fried-chicken from the fast-food restaurant. Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd stopped to think about it. But she couldn't, she didn't have the time.

 

Lynette and her children

 

- Stop it, stop it, stop it.

- But, Mom. No. You are going to behave today. I am not gonna be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know how serious I am...

- What's that?

- Santa's cellphone number.

- How did you get that? I know someone who knows someone who knows an elf. And if any of you acts up, so help me, I will call Santa and I will tell him you want socks for Christmas. Are you willing to risk that? OK. let's get this over with.

About Gabby

Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food......and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.

 

 


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