Английские скороговорки

What noise annoys an oyster most?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster most.

Ripe white wheat reapers reap ripe white wheat right.

Blake's black bike's back brake bracket block broke.

Each Easter Eddie eats eighty Easter eggs.

She slits the sheet she sits on.

A rough-coated, dough-faced, thoughtful ploughman strode through the streets

of Scarborough; after falling into a slough, he coughed and hiccoughed.

A twister of twists once twisted a twist.

and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.

now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwist,

would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

Red lolly, yellow lolly.

I am a mother pheasant plucker,

I pluck mother pheasants.

I am the best mother pheasant plucker,

that ever plucked a mother pheasant!

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front

in the front of her country cut pettycoat.

Knapsack strap.

Where Molly had had " had had", " had had" had had the teacher's approval.

Miss Smith's fish-sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

Great gray goats

Whenever the weather is cold.

Whenever the weather is hot.

We'll weather the weather,

whatever the weather,

whether we like it or not.

Sunshine city, sunshine city, sunshine city,...

The batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

There's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

How many yaks could a yak pack pack if a yak pack could pack yaks?

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

One smart man, he felt smart.

Two smart men, they both felt smart.

Three smart men, they all felt smart.

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker

it is slick to stick a lock upon your stock

or some joker who is slicker

is going to trick you of your liquor

if you fail to lock your liquor with a lock.

Clowns grow glowing crowns.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager

imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Sister Suzie sewing shirts for soldiers

Such skill as sewing shirts

Our shy young sister Suzie shows

Some soldiers send epistles

Say they'd rather sleep in thistles

Than the saucy, soft short shirts for soldiers Sister Suzie sews.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Richard's wretched ratchet wrench.

Rubber baby buggy bumpers.

Betty Botter bought some butter but, said she, the butter's bitter.

If I put it in my batter, it will make my batter bitter.

But a bit of better butter will make my bitter batter better.

So she bought some better butter, better than the bitter butter,

put it in her bitter batter, made her bitter batter better.

So 'twas better Betty Botter bought some better butter.

A box of biscuits,

a box of mixed biscuits,

and a biscuit mixer.

When a doctor doctors a doctor,

does the doctor doing the doctoring

doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or

does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as he wants to doctor?

If two witches would watch two watches, which witch would watch which watch?

The soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

She sees seas slapping shores.

Six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

Betty bought some butter,

but the butter Betty bought was bitter,

so Betty bought some better butter,

and the better butter Betty bought

was better than the bitter butter Betty bought before!

I slit a sheet, a sheet I slit, and on that slitted sheet I sit.

I'm not the fig plucker,

nor the fig pluckers' son,

but I'll pluck figs

Till the fig plucker comes.

One black beetle bled only black blood, the other black beetle bled blue.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

if a wooodchuck could chuck wood?

A woodchuck could chuck as much wood

as a woodchuck would chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought

I thought I thought.

If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought,

I wouldn't have thought so much.

The king would sing, about a ring that would go ding.

To begin to toboggan first, buy a toboggan.

But do not buy too big a toboggan!

Too big a toboggan is too big a toboggan to buy to begin to toboggan.

How many cans can a canner can if a canner can can cans?

A canner can can as many cans as a canner can if a canner can can cans.

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

A quick witted cricket critic

IF IF = THEN THEN THEN = ELSE ELSE ELSE = IF

I saw Susie sitting in a shoe shine shop.

Where she sits she shines, and where she shines she sits.

How many boards

Could the Mongols hoard

If the Mongol hoards got bored?

How can a clam cram in a clean cream can?

Send toast to ten tense stout saints' ten tall tents.

Denise sees the fleece,

Denise sees the fleas.

At least Denise could sneeze

and feed and freeze the fleas.

Coy knows pseudonoise codes.

Sheena leads, Sheila needs.

The thirty-three thieves thought that they thrilled the throne throughout Thursday.

Something in a thirty-acre thermal thicket of thorns and thistles thumped and thundered threatening the three-D thoughts of Matthew the thug - although, theatrically, it was only the thirteen-thousand thistles and thorns through the underneath of his thigh that the thirty year old thug thought of that morning.

Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?

Seth at Sainsbury's sells thick socks.

You cuss, I cuss, we all cuss, for asparagus!

Roberta ran rings around the Roman ruins.

Clean clams crammed in clean cans.

Six sick hicks nick six slick bricks with picks and sticks.

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish, but if you wish the wish the witch wishes, I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

Stupid superstition!

There was a fisherman named Fisher

who fished for some fish in a fissure.

Till a fish with a grin,

pulled the fisherman in.

Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

To sit in solemn silence in a dull dark dock

In a pestilential prison with a life long lock

Awaiting the sensation of a short sharp shock

From a cheap and chippy chopper on a big black block.

Picky people pick Peter Pan Peanut-Butter, 'tis the peanut-butter picky people pick.

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu choose the shoes he chews?

Luke's duck likes lakes. Luke Luck licks lakes. Luke's duck licks lakes. Duck takes licks in lakes Luke Luck likes. Luke Luck takes licks in lakes duck likes.

Seventy seven benevolent elephants

There those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

Santa's Short Suit Shrunk

I was born on a pirate ship

Hold your tounge while saying it

I scream, you scream, we all scream for icecream!

Wayne went to Wales to watch walruses.

In 'ertford, 'ereford and 'ampshire, 'urricanes 'ardly Hever 'appen.

One-one was a race horse.

Two-two was one too.

One-one won one race.

Two-two won one too.

Eleven benevolent elephants

Celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant, celibate celebrant,...

Willy's real rear wheel

If Pickford's packers packed a packet of crisps would the packet of crisps that Pickford's packers packed survive for two and a half years?

Six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

Gobbling gorgoyles gobbled gobbling goblins.

Did Dick Pickens prick his pinkie pickling cheap cling peaches in an inch of Pinch or framing his famed French finch photos?

Pirates Private Property

What a terrible tongue twister,

what a terrible tongue twister,

what a terrible tongue twister...

When you write copy you have the right to copyright the copy you write....

A big black bug bit a big black dog on his big black nose!

Elizabeth's birthday is on the third Thursday of this month.

Ann and Andy's anniversary is in April.

Flash message!

Frogfeet, flippers, swimfins.

Hassock hassock, black spotted hassock. Black spot on a black back of a black spotted hassock.

How many cookies could a good cook cook If a good cook could cook cookies? A good cook could cook as much cookies as a good cook who could cook cookies.

How much ground would a groundhog hog, if a groundhog

could hog ground? A groundhog would hog all the ground he could hog,

if a groundhog could hog ground.

How much wood could Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck, if Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood? If Chuck Woods' woodchuck could and would chuck wood, how much wood could and would Chuck Woods' woodchuck chuck? Chuck Woods' woodchuck would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as any woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could and would chuck wood.

How much pot, could a pot roast roast, if a pot roast could roast pot.

Mary Mac's mother's making Mary Mac marry me.

My mother's making me marry Mary Mac.

Will I always be so Merry when Mary's taking care of me?

Will I always be so merry when I marry Mary Mac?

Mr. Tongue Twister tried to train his tongue to twist and turn,

and twit an twat, to learn the letter " " T" ".

Pete's pa pete poked to the pea patch to pick a peck of peas for the

poor pink pig in the pine hole pig-pen.

She saw Sherif's shoes on the sofa. But was she so sure she saw Sherif's

shoes on the sofa?

Through three cheese trees three free fleas flew.

While these fleas flew, freezy breeze blew.

Freezy breeze made these three trees freeze.

Freezy trees made these trees' cheese freeze.

That's what made these three free fleas sneeze.

Two tried and true tridents

rudder valve reversals

Birdie birdie in the sky laid a turdie in my eye.

If cows could fly I'd have a cow pie in my eye.

How many cans can a cannibal nibble

if a cannibal can nibble cans?

As many cans as a cannibal can nibble

if a cannibal can nibble cans.

A twister of twists once twisted a twist;

A twist that he twisted was a three-twisted twist;

If in twisting a twist one twist should untwist,

The untwisted twist would untwist the twist.

Four furious friends fought for the phone.

Thirty-three thirsty, thundering thoroughbreds thumped Mr. Thurber on

Thursday.

Plymouth sleuths thwart Luther's slithering.

Bobby Bippy bought a bat.

Bobby Bippy bought a ball.

With his bat Bob banged the ball

Banged it bump against the wall

But so boldly Bobby banged it

That he burst his rubber ball

" " Boo! " " cried Bobby

Bad luck ball

Bad luck Bobby, bad luck ball

Now to drown his many troubles

Bobby Bippy's blowing bubbles.

Black background, brown background.

Why do you cry, Willy?

Why do you cry?

Why, Willy?

Why, Willy?

Why, Willy? Why?

Very well, very well, very well...

Tie twine to three tree twigs.

Rory the warrior and Roger the worrier were reared wrongly in a rural

brewery.

Mares eat oats and does eat oats,

and little lambs eat ivy.

A Kid will eat ivy too, wouldn't you?

Three short sword sheaths.

Caution: Wide Right Turns

Seen on semi-tractor trailers

Rolling red wagons

Green glass globes glow greenly.

Robert Wayne Rutter

I stood sadly on the silver steps of Burgess's fish sauce shop, mimicking him

hiccuping, and wildly welcoming him within.

When I was in Arkansas I saw a saw that could outsaw any other saw I ever

saw, saw. If you've got a saw that can outsaw the saw I saw saw then

I'd like to see your saw saw.

black back bat

The queen in green screamed.

How many berries could a bare berry carry,

if a bare berry could carry berries?

Well they can't carry berries

(which could make you very wary)

but a bare berry carried is more scary!

What did you have for breakfast?

- rubber balls and liquor!

What did you have for lunch?

- rubber balls and liquor!

What did you have for dinner?

- rubber balls and liquor!

- rubber balls and liquor!

Snap Crackel pop,

Snap Crackel pop,

Snap Crackel pop

Six slimy snails sailed silently.

I thought, I thought of thinking of thanking you.

Seven slick slimey snakes slowly sliding southward.

Red Buick, blue Buick