BRIDGET And don't come back until you've found it, OK?

HECTOR & NICK OK!

BRIDGET The ticket must be claimed by 10 o'clock tonight. Now get going!

HECTOR & NICK Yeah,.........

BRIDGET Understood?

HECTOR and NICK Understood!

ANNIE Cancer: " Today there is trouble at home."

BRIDGET Grrrrr!!!

ANNIE You can say that again!

NICK OK, Hector. I hope you find the ticket. See you later.

HECTOR Whoa, whoa, whoa! Where are you going?

NICK Well, I am going to the traffic lights. Emily might return. I can't ring her, because her number is on the lost ticket, remember?

HECTOR Yeah, but what shall I do?

NICK Look for the ticket, of course.

HECTOR Yeah, but what shall I say?

NICK Well, you say..., OK, I am the shopkeeper. You are you.

HECTOR Great!

NICK Great.

HECTOR Good afternoon.

NICK [pretending to be shopkeeper] Good afternoon.

HECTOR I have lost my ticket.

NICK [pretending to be shopkeeper] What sort of ticket?

HECTOR Oh, my winning Lottery ticket.

NICK [pretending to be shopkeeper] Oh, your winning..., wait a moment. You can't say, " I have lost my winning Lottery ticket".

HECTOR Why not?

NICK Because if they know it is a winning Lottery ticket, they will keep the money, they will hide it.

HECTOR Oh.

NICK So you must be someone else.

HECTOR Who?

NICK Ha! Someone who can search the rubbish bins.

HECTOR Search the rubbish bins?

NICK That's it! A dustman.

HECTOR Dustman?

NICK Yeah! A dustman can search the rubbish bins. Ha! Great idea, Nick.

HECTOR Yeah, great idea, Nick.

NICK Come on! You need to prepare!

NICK [writing email] ‘What a day! I met a girl called Emily at the traffic lights - she's crazy about me!
And she gave me her telephone number. Unfortunately I wrote her number on Bridget's Lottery ticket which Hector lost.’

Sound of mobile phone ringing

HECTOR Hello?

BRIDGET Hello? Hector?

HECTOR Hello, Bridget.

BRIDGET Have you found the ticket?

HECTOR No, not yet.

BRIDGET Well, where's Nick?

HECTOR At the traffic lights.

BRIDGET What?! At the traffic lights? Well, call me when you've found the ticket

HECTOR Right!

ANNIE Leo: “Today you will have a big surprise. Your life will be turned upside-down. ”

BRIDGET Ohhh!!!

NICK [whistling and humming]

BRIDGET Well?

NICK Well.

ANNIE Well?

NICK Well, what?

BRIDGET Any luck?

NICK Well, yes and no.

BRIDGET Yes and no?

NICK Hmm. The bad news is, I didn't find her.

BRIDGET Who?

NICK Emily.

BRIDGET Emily who?

NICK Emily, the girl at the traffic lights.

BRIDGET Oh.

NICK The good news is...

BRIDGET Yes?

NICK I made 50 cleaning windscreens.

BRIDGET Ahhh! Where's Hector? Where's my ticket? Oh, look at the time. It's ten to ten!

ANNIE Ten to ten? I haven't fed Charlie. Oh, where is Charlie? I must find him.

NICK Charlie was asleep on my bed this afternoon.

ANNIE Oh, thanks Nick. Oh, there you are, Charlie. Charlie? What's this? Ohhhh! Bridget! Bridget! I found it! Your ticket!

BRIDGET What?!

NICK Where?

ANNIE On Nick's bed.

NICK Who?

BRIDGET On Nick's bed! Well, give it to me.

NICK No, give it to me!

BRIDGET It's my Lottery ticket.

NICK Emily's number's on the back!

BRIDGET It's mine!

NICK Give it to me!

ANNIE It's OK, it's OK. I'll stick it back together.

BRIDGET and NICK Grrrrrrrrrr!

ANNIE Done! Ha!

BRIDGET Thank you! Ha! Now I can claim my money!

Sound of door being banged

ANNIE Oh, poor Hector. I’ve just found the ticket on Nick’s bed.Isn’t it exciting!

HECTOR Yeah, great.

NICK I can call Emily now!

HECTOR Oh, great!

NICK When Bridget has finished.

HECTOR Great.

ANNIE Shh! Shh!

BRIDGET Hello! I'd like to claim my prize money, please. My numbers are: 66, 11, 89, 18 and 69.
What?! What do you mean, they're not the winning numbers? Well, what are your numbers then?
Well, 69, 81, 68, 11 and 99? But how?

HECTOR Hey, I know what happened. Bridget, what were you doing while watching the Lottery?

BRIDGET My yoga.

HECTOR Aha! Which position?

BRIDGET This one.

HECTOR Exactly. These are your numbers, but this way.

BRIDGET Ohhh!!

ANNIE Oh, bravo, Hector.

HECTOR Hey, it was nothing.

NICK Aha! Emily's number. 7-9-4-6-4-6-4-7. Aha, it's ringing. Helloooo. Is Emily there? No?
Who are you? Jack's Taxis? Emily! You tricked me!

BRIDGET Oh, what an unlucky day. ANNIE Well, it can’t get any worse!

BRIDGET Yes it can! The phone call.My job. We must get the tape back – now! And I know just the men for the job!

HECTOR & NICK Oh no!

BRIDGET & ANNIE Oh yes!

HECTOR Nick, should we be here?

NICK It's OK. Bridget said it was OK.

HECTOR Look! There is the answerphone.

NICK Quick, get the tape!

Sound of dog barking

SECURITY GUARD
Security! Who's there?