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Extra English. Ep. 2/30. Hector goes shopping.
| ....... ANNIE [sending email] 'Must go. More news later. A.' BRIDGET Is Hector still asleep? ANNIE Yep. BRIDGET Aah. Hector, wakey-wakey. Come on, rise and shine. ANNIE No Hector, I have a cold. BRIDGET And so have I. BRIDGET Hector, please excuse me for a moment. Annie, bathroom. Now! HECTOR Good morning. NICK Good morning. Is it fancy dress? NICK No? Hector, can I tell you something? HECTOR OK. NICK The car looks good. So you must look good too! Ha-hmm? HECTOR I look good! NICK No. You don't look good. But I can help. HECTOR OK! BRIDGET Hector's clothes are awful! ANNIE Oh, they're so old fashioned! BRIDGET I know, I'll take him shopping. I am the shopkeeper, you are the customer. HECTOR Uh? NICK This is a shop. I sell, you buy. HECTOR Oh, OK. Oh, ding-dong. Good morning. NICK Good morning! Can I help you? HECTOR Yes. I... I... NICK I would like... HECTOR I would like... a jacket, please. NICK Trousers. HECTOR Uh? NICK I would like a pair of trousers please. HECTOR Oh, I would like a pair of trou-sers please. - And a shirt. NICK No. shoes. I would like a pair of shoes, please. HECTOR I would like a pair of shoes, please. And a cat for my head. NICK I think you mean a hat. ANNIE Hector, come shopping with me. BRIDGET Or me. ANNIE No, me. BRIDGET He's my pen friend! NICK All right! Me, you and you will go shopping for Hector a little bit each I will go to the shoe shop. ANNIE And I will go to the clothes shop. ANNIE Try it on. BRIDGET Where's Hector? ANNIE In the bathroom. BRIDGET Good. I'll give this to him. ANNIE It's OK, I'll give it to him! BRIDGET No, it's all right. BRIDGET Hector... ANNIE Hector... BRIDGET I've got something for you. HECTOR Oh, OK. Come in. BRIDGET Spoilsport! – тот, кто портит удовольствие другим NICK Here are your clothes, you will look so cool. NICK Nice melons! BRIDGET Melons? Who are those from? ANNIE Ah, I think Hector has been shopping online Oh, I'm really thirsty, I need a drink. BRIDGET But we don't need any melons! ANNIE Well he did try! And he bought some eggs. Yeah, just a few. NICK 'And ten melons instead of ten lemons.' What an idiot. ANNIE [sending email] 'I went shopping for Hector today and bought him something really cool! I cannot wait for him to try it on.' BRIDGET [sending email] 'I went to the clothes shop and bought Hector a really trendy outfit! He will look just like David Beckham! ' NICK Here we go again. Hector! You can't go out there on your own. You went shopping on the Internet. HECTOR Yes. NICK Ha-ha! You ordered melons instead of lemons and too many eggs. Have you ever been to a supermarket? HECTOR No. BRIDGET Come on Hector, I will teach you how to shop, Hector... ANNIE 'Till you drop. Bridget and I will be the shopkeepers. BRIDGET And you are our customer! HECTOR OK. [Clears throat] Good afternoon. BRIDGET Good afternoon! ANNIE Can I help you sir? HECTOR Eh? BRIDGET What would you like to buy? HECTOR Oh, I would like some... ANNIE... Clothes! HECTOR Yes, I would like some clothes, please. BRIDGET What size? HECTOR I don't know. BRIDGET I'll have to measure you then. Arms up please. BRIDGET Chest. Ooh! One hundred and twelve centimetres! BRIDGET And waist. Eighty two centimetres. NICK Wow, man! Well done! You look great! BRIDGET Excellent! Oh the clothes are super! Sound of intercom BRIDGET Oh, I'll get it. Hello. Landlady [Speaking on intercom] How's your cold? BRIDGET How's my cold? Well how did you know I have a cold? Landlady [Speaking on intercom] You told me this morning. BRIDGET Yes, silly me! I told you this morning. Landlady [Speaking on intercom] Why are four hundred tins of dog food here for Annie? BRIDGET Pardon? I don't know.... Well, how strange! Yes, that's a lot of tins. Well I really don't know. Landlady [Speaking on intercom] Can you ask Annie? BRIDGET Yes, I'll ask Annie, goodbye. The tarantula said, why have four hundred tins of dog food downstairs? ANNIE Four hundred tins? NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE Hector!! | ANNIE But Bridget you're so busy that I'll take him shopping. BRIDGET No, it's all right, I'll take him shopping. ANNIE But there's no problem, I'll take him shopping. BRIDGET I said I'll take him shopping!! NICK Hector has asked me what clothes to wear. BRIDGET Yeah, right. NICK You need a look, like on a fast bike. BRIDGET No, no, no, no, Hector, don't listen to Nick, listen to me. HECTOR OK. BRIDGET You need a designer look. ANNIE No, no, no, Hector, that's not for you. You need, you need a cowboy look. NICK No, no, a leather jacket. BRIDGET A bandanna and a vest. ANNIE A denim shirt. NICK A motor bike! BRIDGET Designer! ANNIE Cowboy! HECTOR Ah, stop!! OK, I will go shopping. BRIDGET What? ANNIE On your own? NICK But - you need us! ANNIE How? What will you say? HECTOR Erm... NICK It's OK, leave it to me. BRIDGET No, I'll go to the clothes shop! ANNIE OK, I'll just buy the shirt. BRIDGET I'll buy the trousers! ANNIE Right, let's go! Oh, no, I completely forgot! We need, eggs, lemons and dog food. Oh, it's all right, I'll do it on line later. HECTOR Eggs, lemon, dog food. ANNIE Oh well done, Hector. BRIDGET Bye Hector. Oh and don't answer the phone, it might be the tarantula. NICK Bye Hector, be good. And if you can't be good, be careful. ANNIE [sending email] 'Nadia I have a cold. Bridget has a cold and Hector has...' BRIDGET... New pyjamas. ANNIE [sending email] 'Terrible pyjamas. Oh, you should see them Nadia. They are so funny! ' BRIDGET [sending email] 'Hi, sweetie. I wanted to buy Hector some new clothes on my own.' I'll take him shopping. 'But Annie and Nick said they wanted to shop for Hector as well. So guess what? We're all going shopping for Hector.' NICK [sending email] But I think he needs a biker look like me! HECTOR Oh hi, [erm] good, good afternoon Annie. ANNIE Good afternoon Hector. I bought this for you. HECTOR Oh, what is it? ANNIE So how did Hector do the shopping? Hector ordered ten melons instead of ten lemons. Oh, an easy mistake, he did try. NICK And what about the eggs? ANNIE OK, eggs. You buy a dozen eggs, yeah. NICK Yep, a dozen is ten. BRIDGET A dozen is twelve, stupid! NICK I know! ANNIE Well Hector has put the number twelve here. NICK Well that's OK, that's one box. ANNIE No, he ordered twelve boxes. BRIDGET One hundred and forty four. HECTOR OK, I'm ready! NICK We're ready! BRIDGET Enter! HECTOR Do you like it? Well? ANNIE Ah [erm] I like the shirt. BRIDGET I like the sarong. NICK I like the shoes. HECTOR So, am I co-ol? NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE [Erm]. HECTOR No. I'm not cool. NICK, BRIDGET & ANNIE [Erm] no. HECTOR So, I will go shopping. BRIDGET And... l-e-g!! [laughs]... NICK I'll do that! BRIDGET No, it's OK! BRIDGET Now, do you like these trousers? ANNIE Do you like this shirt? HECTOR Ye-es. BRIDGET Good, that's five thousand pounds. HECTOR OK. ANNIE No, no, no Hector. Five thousand pounds is, is... eight thousand dollars! HECTOR Yeah. BRIDGET It's too much, it's too expensive. NICK Not for Hector! HECTOR So, I am ready to go shopping! ANNIE Good luck. NICK You'll need it! BRIDGET & ANNIE [Sneezing] BRIDGET Where's my lemon drink, Nick? ANNIE Nick, are there any more tissues? NICK All right, I'm coming as fast as I can! OK. ANNIE Oh, I feel awful. BRIDGET Oh, me too. Nothing will make me feel better. Sound of knocking on door ANNIE Oh, can you get that please Nick? NICK Oh, it's only Hector. HECTOR Well, is it cool? |
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