BRIDGET Something like this? I bought two for the price of one.

CHRISSY Bridget, this looks really good.

BRIDGET Great.

HECTOR Sorry, I can't exercise. I've hurt my back.

CHRISSY [ pretend ing to be Bridget] Why, Hector. You are so muscular.

HECTOR Oh, thanks. How is your Mum?

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] She is such a good friend. She really understands me.

HECTOR But I thought that...

NICK It's OK. I'm here. Where's the emergency?

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Well, hello, Nick, the actor. Ooh, I love doctors.

Sound of telephone ringing

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Excuse me. Hello? Hello, Mummy.

NICK This is it! Women love doctors. Bridget can't resist me.

HECTOR Really?

NICK Hey, darling, come to Nick.

CHRISSY See you soon, Mummy. Love you lots. Bye! So Doctor, where were we? Ooh, I think I have a temperature.

NICK Madam, I think I can help. Tell me where it hurts.

ANNIE Hi, Hector! Hi, Nick! Hi, Bridget!

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Annie, darling! How are you? Doesn't Nick look good as a doctor?

ANNIE Yes, he looks very, very good.

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Now you must excuse me, I must do my make-up.

NICK Ooooh!

BRIDGET Guess what? My twin sister Chrissy has arrived from Australia. She lost her luggage, so she has borrowed my clothes.

NICK That's it! Women love doctors! Today I practised for a part as a doctor and Bridget couldn't resist me!

HECTOR Bridget is in a really strange mood today. A moment ago, she said that her mother was her best friend.

ANNIE So?

HECTOR But an hour ago, she said that her mother treated her like a baby. I am confused.

NICK I wonder what Bridget was like when she was younger.

HECTOR I wonder what Annie was like.

ANNIE I wonder what Nick was like. Nick?

NICK Huh! I know what Hector was like. Anyway, I must continue rehearsing as Doctor Jessop, especially as Bridget loves doctors so much. Aha!

Sound of door slamming

ANNIE Ohhh! Nick only likes Bridget, Bridget, Bridget.

BRIDGET Am I interrupting?

ANNIE No.

HECTOR Yes.

BRIDGET Excuse me!

ANNIE But why? Nick never notices me. Ohhh! And he looks so handsome in his doctor's coat.

HECTOR Really?

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Aha! Sweet!

ANNIE But I thought that …

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] … Your faces! Are you two …?

ANNIE No!

HECTOR Yes.

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Aw, but you look so nice together.So Hector, are you and Annie dating?

HECTOR Well...

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Come on, Hector. You can tell me. It's not a problem.

HECTOR Really?

CHRISSY [pretending to be Bridget] Really.

HECTOR OK. I really like Annie.