BRIDGET. It’s the smoke detector!

BRIDGET

Where’s the fire …

ANNIE

It’s the smoke detector!

BRIDGET

I know that!

Where’s the broom?!

Thumping noise

BRIDGET

Oh good, it’s stopped.

ANNIE

I think this was the problem.

Anyone for very hard boiled eggs?

BRIDGET

Nick.

NICK

Eh?

BRIDGET

Are they your eggs?

NICK

Eh?

BRIDGET

I thought so!

What on earth are you doing?

Are you crazy?!

HECTOR [Humming]

BRIDGET

Oh, your eggs, Hector.

NICK

Hector’s eggs, Bridget.

Is he cr-azy?!

BRIDGET

Hector.

The eggs are, erm, ruined.

Perhaps some cornflakes instead?

HECTOR

Thank you, Bridget.

NICK [Mimicking Bridget]

BRIDGET

What are you doing on our computer anyway?

NICK

… Nothing!

Let’s just say girls, one day you will say ‘Brad Pitt – urgh!! Pah!! Johnny Depp – urgh!! Pah!! Nick from next door – vroom-vroom-vroom!! The coolest stunt man in the world!

ANNIE

Oh, you a stunt man!!

NICK

Yep.

I got the job on the Internet.

Well, nearly.

I’m waiting for confirmation.

ANNIE

Oh, how exciting!

BRIDGET

The coolest stunt man n the world - on a moped, right?

NICK

On a Harley-Davidson, actually.

ANNIE

Films!

Those stars!

That money!

Oh! Oh!

Have you seen Carina’s dress in the magazine?

I’d love to have a dress like that.

BRIDGET

Mmm, me too.

It would really suit me.

ANNIE

How much is it?

BRIDGET

Oh, let’s see.

Erm …

BRIDGET and ANNIE

How much?

ANNIE

Oh, I’m a student, it’s too expensive for me!

BRIDGET

I’ve got a job and it’s too expensive for me!

We need more money.

HECTOR

Money?

Bridget, Annie, I have something to tell you.

NICK

Hector, don’t!

It’s a secret!

The Romero family, one of the richest families in Argentina.

Keep it a secret. Sssh.

HECTOR

Uh?

NICK

Sssh!

BRIDGET

What’s a secret?

HECTOR

You have been very kind.

BRIDGET

Yes, Hector.

NICK

Ha-ha, ha-ha! I’m sure Bridget and Annie have a little money! Ha-ha!

BRIDGET

Sssh! Nick!!

HECTOR

So I want to, I want to give you some money.

BRIDGET and ANNIE

Yes!

HECTOR

So, I am going – to look for a job.

ANNIE

Oh … that’s a great idea, Hector.

NICK

Gr-eat!!

BRIDGET

Yeah, we can look for a job on the Internet, can’t we.

ANNIE

OK, here we are, job vacancies.

BRIDGET

Well, let’s see.

ANNIE

Oh well, there’s a job in a launderette.

ANNIE and BRIDGET

Hector!

No!.

ANNIE

And there’s a job as a gardener.

ANNIE

My plant!

ANNIE and BRIDGET

No!

And here’s a job as a cook.

ANNIE and BRIDGET

No.

ANNIE

Wait a minute!

Look at this.

A waiter!

ANNIE

What a great idea!

BRIDGET

Yes!

Ooh, I love good looking waiters!

NICK

Did you say ‘good looking’?

Here I am.

ANNIE

What about Hector as a waiter?

HECTOR

A waiter?

NICK

Yeah, you know [whistles]

HECTOR

Oh, but I don’t know how.

NICK

Oh, don’t worry.

I will teach you!

Telephone rings

BRIDGET

Hello!

Howard!

How are you?!! [Laughs]