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Annie, Nick and Hector
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No!
BRIDGET
He’s invited me to dinner tonight, because he wants to – talk to me about a NEW JOB!
HECTOR
Who is Howard?
ANNIE
Bridget’s boss.
BRIDGET
Ah, he is so rich, he’s so clever and he wants to see me!!
He might offer me a promotion!
What shall I wear?
I have nothing to wear!
No, wrong!
NICK
Huh!
BRIDGET
So last season.
NICK
Bet Howard can’t ride a motorbike.
BRIDGET
Nope!
ANNIE
… He does give Bridget promotion, although I have heard – Howard has a nickname!
BRIDGET
What was I thinking?!
NICK
What?
ANNIE [whispers]
An octopus!
NICK
An octopus?!
HECTOR
Oh, the octo-pus!
NICK
Is he meeting her alone?
ANNIE
Yes.
No, no!
Bridget needs help!
HECTOR
We must stop her!
NICK
I have an idea.
Why don’t you eat here?
BRIDGET
No!
ANNIE
Yes, then we can both talk to your boss about your new job!
BRIDGET
Where, here?
No, no way.
NICK
I could cook for you!
BRIDGET
Huh!
Definitely not, no!
HECTOR
And I could be your waiter!
BRIDGET
Mmm.
HECTOR
I want to be your waiter.
BRIDGET
Yeah, OK then, but be serious!
NICK
But don’t worry, we will help you get your promotion.
Leave it to us!
ANNIE [composing email]
‘Nadia.
Hector wants a job.’
HECTOR
I am going – to look for a job.
ANNIE
‘But it’s difficult.
What can he do?
He can’t work in a launderette and he can’t work as a gardener.’
ANNIE
My plant!
BRIDGET
Hmm. [Composing email]
‘He can’t work as a cook, but then we saw the job for Hector, a waiter.’
HECTOR
A waiter?
NICK
Yeah you know. [Whistles]
[Composing email]
‘And Bridget’s boss, Howard wants to take her out to dinner tonight.
I wonder why? ’
NICK
OK, Hector, you are the waiter, so you must set the table.
HECTOR
Yes, I have set the table, but there is one problem.
NICK
A problem?
HECTOR
The table is too small.
NICK
The table is too small?
HECTOR
Yes, look.
NICK
Hector, this is set for twelve courses!
HECTOR
Dinner at home is always like this.
NICK
Oh yes!
You are a million… [whispers] You are a millionaire.
This is just a little dinner for Bridget’s boss – OK?
HECTOR
OK.
NICK
OK.
I am a customer!
HECTOR
Where would you like to sit?
NICK
Hmm.
Here.
[Clears throat]
HECTOR
Oh, I … … …
The bill.
NICK
Not yet!
The menu first!
HECTOR
Oh, sorry, erm … [clears throat]
The menu.
NICK
Forget the menu.
What have you got today?
HECTOR
To eat?
NICK
To eat.
HECTOR
Today, as dish of the day, I have a delicious hot cat.
NICK
A hot cat?!
That’s a hot dog.
HECTOR
Ah! Hot cat, hot dog!
[Laughs] … Cat, hot … [Laughs]
NICK
Oh no!
ANNIE
Oh, how’s it going?
HECTOR
Great!
Nick is a good teacher.
ANNIE
Let’s see.
NICK
Ah-ah, Hector’s café is now closed.
HECTOR and ANNIE
Oh!!
Sound of knocking on door
ANNIE
I’ll get it.
DELIVERY MAN
Delivery, Miss Evans and Miss Taylor.
ANNIE
Oh, Thank you!
Bridget, look!