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BRIDGET. Huh! I don't think so. Anyway, what's going on?
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Huh! I don't think so. Anyway, what's going on?
ANNIE
Oh, it's wonderful news, Bridget.
HECTOR
Nick is going to be on television.
BRIDGET
Well, tell us, Nick, what is it?
NICK
Well, it's on every night. It'll be hot. Sometimes it'll be stormy, so will you still love me when I'm a superstar?
BRIDGET
Yes, Nick, and I'm going to help you to be a great superstar.
NICK
Yes!
BRIDGET
Lesson number one: This is how all superstars make a big exit.
Goodbye, Nick. See you at the Oscars.
Annie?
ANNIE
Uh-huh?
BRIDGET
I really think you're watching too many adverts.
ANNIE
What do you mean, too many adverts?
BRIDGET
Well, remember Chunky Chunks?
ANNIE
Oh, Chunky Chunks. " Hello and welcome to the Chunky Chunks challenge! Nick, in front of you are two plates and all you have to do is tell me which plate is Chunky Chunks - A or B.
Ready? OK.
This is Plate A."
NICK
Hmm.
ANNIE
" Good. And this is Plate B."
NICK
Huh.
ANNIE
" OK, Nick. Which plate do you think was Chunky Chunks? A or B? "
NICK
Well, they both smelled great.
ANNIE
" Correct! Well done!
Both plates were Chunky Chunks! "
NICK
By the way, Annie.
ANNIE
Uh-huh?
NICK
What are Chunky Chunks?
ANNIE
Dog food, of course.
BRIDGET
Do you see what I mean?
ANNIE
I think so. What's that noise?
HECTOR
Oh, Annie's popcorn.
ANNIE
My popcorn?
HECTOR
Yes, I wanted to make popcorn just for you.
ANNIE
Oh Hector, thank you. Oh, you are sweet.
BRIDGET
I like popcorn too, Hector.
BRIDGET [composing email]
‘This apartment is very busy!
Crazy phone calls for a stranger called Rock Thrust.’
BRIDGET
‘Rock Thrust? What a stupid name! ’
ANNIE
I know!
BRIDGET [composing email]
‘Hector and Nick come in without knocking! ’
NICK
Go, go, go, go, go!
BRIDGET
And Annie is crazy about adverts!
ANNIE
" Popcorn in your tummy, they're pop-tastic! "
NICK
...... guess what? I've got the part.
HECTOR
Man, that is great!
NICK
I'm gonna be a star!
[composing email] ‘My own show, every night at 6 o'clock in front of a huge audience! ’
HECTOR
Today, London, tomorrow, Hollywood.
NICK
Ah, I co-starred with Russell Crowe in this one.
HECTOR
You, in Gladiator? Wow, Nick, I didn't realise. What were you?
NICK
The centurion.
HECTOR
Which centurion?
NICK
Ah! Here it is. There, that's me, on the ground.
HECTOR
Huh! A dead centurion.
NICK
Yeah, good, eh? I had some words, but they were cut.
HECTOR
What did you say?
NICK
" Nwrraaahhh! "
Hey, but now I've got the whole script just for me on television every night.
HECTOR
Nick, tell me, what is it?
NICK
It's my show. When I'm a star, I will not forget you, my friend.
VOICE ON TELEVISION
...Join me at 5.30 PM today when I'll show you how to make a delicious chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers. You'll need chocolate, eggs and butter.
And don't forget the way to a heart is through the stomach.
HECTOR
The way to the heart is through the stomach. What does that mean?
NICK
It means if you want a girlfriend, cook for her.
HECTOR
I want to learn how to cook.
ANNIE
Anyway, what do you mean by I watch too many adverts?