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Bridget
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Well, remember when you wanted us to change our washing powder?
ANNIE
Oh, ho! " Hello there. As a mother, I must fight different stains every day. Tomato ketchup. Chocolate - huh! Gravy. And egg.
But help is here! I will wash one shirt in ordinary washing powder and the other in new Zap! So, the shirt washed in normal washing powder is - oh! - still dirty, but the shirt washed in new Zap is …” Oh!
BRIDGET
Annie, have you seen my red T-shirt anywhere?
ANNIE
Oops!
BRIDGET
See what I mean?
HECTOR
Oh, hello, Bridget.
BRIDGET
Hello, Hector.
HECTOR
Oh, hi, Annie.
NICK
Oh, thank you. Yes, I know.
HECTOR
Do you know where Nick is?
BRIDGET
No, we've just arrived.
NICK
I'm a great actor.
ANNIE
I think I know where Nick is.
NICK
.....Would love to do the part, but I'm too busy.
No, it's not the money, but I don't need 15 million quid. Look, talk to my agent, Bridget, huh?
BRIDGET
I have an idea.
NICK
Oh, so Robert de Niro said yes already.
Hmm, well... hello?
Telephone rings
BRIDGET [pretending to be a Hollywood agent's secretary]
Hello? Nick Jessop?
NICK
Yeah.
BRIDGET [pretending to be a Hollywood agent's secretary]
I have an executive from Warner Brothers on the line for you.
NICK
Right.
HECTOR [pretending to be a Hollywood executive]
Hello Nick. You are very big in England. What are you working on now?
NICK
Hi. Well, it's something that all of England watches. It's the... You can laugh, but tomorrow night at 6 o'clock, you will see that Nick from next door has star quality and then Spielberg will call. Now excuse me, I must learn my line.
ANNIE [composing email]
‘You know how much l love adverts. Do you remember my Chunky Chunks? ’
" Hello and welcome to the Chunky Chunks challenge! " ‘And Zap! ’
" New Zap! "
My favourite advert right now is for chocolate mousse. " Chocolate mousse, the chocolate dessert for lovers".
CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE]
Hello all you gorgeous chefs. And welcome to Charlotte's Kitchen.
Today - hmmm! - chocolate mousse, a dessert for lovers. First, take some chocolate.
HECTOR
Chocolate.
CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE]
And melt it over hot water.
HECTOR
Melt?
Oh! Over hot water.
CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE]
Now, my darlings, you must separate the eggs into two bowls.
HECTOR
Separate the eggs?
CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE]
Separate the yolk from the white.
HECTOR
Oh, the, the...
ANNIE
Hector?
HECTOR
Ah, hello, Annie.
CHARLOTTE [TV VOICE]
Mix the yolk and the chocolate. Add the butter. And now for the fun - whisking! I love whisking, don't you?
HECTOR
Oh, whisking?
ANNIE
Ah! You need Annie's magic whisk.
HECTOR
Yes, please.